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The Wonderful World of Doctor Agamemnon When
Being a pamphlet enscribed upon a Babbage-engine by Dr. A. When. |
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Welcome to the pamphlet of Doctor Agamemnon When, one of Planet Simon's most celebrated pugilist-philosophers. Sponsored as it is by local businesses, it brings a modicum of sanity into the turbulent water-closet that is the Imperial Telegraphical Interweb.
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But, "pray tell!" I hear you exclaim. "Who is this impressive and wise gentleman of whom you speak?". For a not inconsiderable time, the jolly Doctor has been recognised as one of the finest minds of our generation. Dr. When has been forging patient's medical records on Planet Simon for many months. Having no medical qualifications at all, Dr. When is unhampered by the usual restrictions of conventional medical healthcare |
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| Vote When in the forthcoming Planetary council by-elections. For a common sense approach to flogging, and a determination to get a Babbage Engine in every home (apart from labourers, orphans and other moral deviants, naturally), Doctor Agamemnon When is your candidate of choice without shadow of any doubt! |
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Forthcoming on subsequent pages, as time in his busy schedule allows, Dr. When will be sharing some of his thoughts with you. Some thoughts so deep, several expeditions of native bearers have been lost trying to plumb them. Some thoughts will be so shallow, as to prevent the drowning of lowly orphans. |
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Doctor When and his lovely assistant, Nurse When. Fancy a Dr. When screensaver, or some Dr. When wallpaper for your Babbage-Engine? See below for these amazing telegraphical gratuities. |
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An electrical marvel! Confuse your Desktop with these "hurt your eyes" Wallpapers:
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Splendid screensaver! Alternatively, try our horribly low resolution screensaver:
Miraculous! Press the button and it installs itself! |
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Bored yet? Use this here thingumajig to return to Planet Simon:
Or visit these gentlemen for more of this kind of tomfoolery:
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